"Oh yeah? There's a Christian in the crack?"
--Professor J. Strong, referring to a creased map showing the geographical placement of various religions
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"I've never actually been to Japan, but I've seen a lot of movies ..."
--Professor Heroux, introducing his Japanese Tea Bowl short term
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"I did not get this way by osmosis..."
--Prof McClendon, refering to his "body type"...
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"They're my feces! Not yours, mine!"
--Professor Grant Rich, explaining Freud's anal fixation stage
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"Suppose your mom is a Red Sox fan, and she really loves the Red Sox, but you're a Yankees fan..."
--Professor Malcolmson, perhaps explaining the origin of boarding schools, 8 o'clock curfews, and the Curse of the Bambino?
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"The Ronj is also a great place to meet with students. Do you know where it is? It's that hippie-place over on Frye Street."
-Professor Freedman, who knows the context...
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"Feel free to call my house if you have any questions, but if you are a girl please tell my wife you are a Bates student."
--Prof Farber, setting the rules straight so he doesn't get audited by his wife.
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"I need a volunteer!"
--Prof. Minkoff, after announcing that the day's lecture would focus on primate mating behavior.
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"So here's my package...we're going to measure its length and its girth"
--Professor Rhodes, showing how multivariable calculus relates to the real world
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"But I don't want to wreck my balls..."
--David Haines, in reference to math-campers throwing his juggling balls at each other
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